What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:45

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
Why does Islam give a bad vibe?
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
Does being poor build better character than being born rich?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
Do people really have sex with animals?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
-All the bad guys are black.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.